The New Time Energies and AuraTransformation™: A study on modern delusions and gullibility

Other articles from HARMONI-expo:
Introduction: A Trip Through The Human Mind


Apart from engaging in conversations with random nut jobs at the expo, me and Mr. Libel also attended several lectures of varying interest. There was a plethora of madness to choose from and our foolproof selection process¹ led us to a small room, where perhaps 10 other persons where gathered. Like us, they gave the impression of accepting things such as auras, clairvoyance and chakras at face value. There was no open skepticism or disbelief in the room.
We were the only ones taking notes, however. And probably the only ones who had to hide our smiles out of fear from blowing our cover.

The topic of this particular lecture was “The New Time Energies” and how you can adapt to these changes through “AuraTransformation™” (yes, it is trademarked).
The basic concept is that there are these rather undefined energies² flowing around. The woman doing the talking made little waving gestures at this point, suggesting that these energies come from outer space, or at least from somewhere above her. And these energies are changing, affecting the auras of children being born into the world.
As far as I could understand it, the manifestation of these energies in the human body is called ‘chakra’. Chakra seems to be intertwined with the aura, but it was never fully explained how this works and how they affect each other or if they are one and the same.
Anyhow, those of us born before 1987 have the ‘Old Times Chakra’. Children born after that year have a mix of this chakra and an ‘indigo aura’. Then, after 1995 all children were born with a pure ‘indigo aura’.
After the year of 2004 a new type of aura was introduced to the universe: The ‘crystal aura’. Children born between 2004 and 2012 have and will have a mix of the ‘indigo aura’ and the new ‘crystal aura’ and finally, after 2012, everyone will be born with the ‘crystal aura’. It’s a gradual change taking place, and woe those who do not move with the times and ‘upgrade’³ their aura structure through AuraTransformation™ (surely available for a modest sum at your local aura mediator).

Neat, isn’t it? They even had statistics and diagrams. It looked very scientific and they used this model to explain, among other things, why there exist glitches in the communication between children and adults. It’s because their respective auras are different! Who would have known?
Apparently Anni Sennov (former Kristoffersen) did, since she invented the AuraTransformation™ therapy in 1996.

I find this particular kind of nonsense especially despicable, since it abuses the human being’s fondness for its offspring. When involving children, the parent’s biological instincts are well honed and they will do just about anything to assure the survival of their kin, consciously or not.
Apart from better communication and increased life expectancy of your kids, other advantages of undergoing an aura transformation are:

• Better intuition and cooperation.
• More presence and focus.
• Improved self confidence and inner peace.
• A greater ability to overcome challenges.
• An increased inner joy.
• Expanded awareness of other people’s hidden agendas.
• An improved ability to live in the present.

It’s strongly implied that AuraTransformation™ will lead to greater personal development in all areas and that you won’t be able to live your life fully without enduring the ordeal of having a licensed aura mediator⁴ strip you of your current aura and rebuild it to fit the new era. The process itself involved someone holding your ankles for five hours. After that session you are required to return for additional adjustment and balancing in three weeks. The full transformation will then take place in the coming three years.
They have safeguards built-in in their practices, making it virtually impossible for a person to blame them for any lack of results. How convenient. Just about any negative experience can be explained through their reasoning and everyone loves a scapegoat.

The most interesting thing happened after the lecture, though. We were graciously allowed to ask questions and there was something resembling an open discussion. One of the attendants (even more delusional then the lecturers) wondered about the Swedish government’s acknowledgement of the ‘facts’ that had been brought up during the discourse. He gave the impression of being more extreme, saying that the year 2012 would be something of an apocalyptic event. Sadly, neither I nor Mr. Libel could exactly decipher his poor English. He either meant that the Swedish government planned a massive genocide or had protective measures planned for those of us who had the wrong kind of aura when the change in energy will come. My personal guess would be the former, since that neatly fits the image of the paranoid conspiracy theorist.
The funny thing was that the two persons holding the lecture seemed to think that he was the crazy one.

For more information, check out their web page or buy their books. I’m sure they’ll do great for showing people just how open minded you are.


¹We simply picked the most absurd ones.
²Not the regular e=mc² kind of energy that is measured in joules.
³The lecturer used that actual word in that context.
⁴There are currently 300 of those available.