Excerpts from The Little Red Book (Quotations from Chairman James Libel)
The book Quotations from Chairman James Libel (colloquially: The Little Red Book) will be published by Juicergy™ Press by late October this year. As a treat to our loyal readers, we publish a short selection of the aphorisms contained therein:
James R. Libel on...
... the existence of extraterrestrials: "All evidence seemed to converge to a sole possible conclusion: abduction by alien life forms."
... bosom: "Most of us know that when presented with a clear view of cleavage, one ends up handing over the conscious control of the eyes' motor functions to something deeply hidden within the cerebellum."
... surveillance: "It's a delicate balance act to walk the Orwellian tightrope."
... writing: "I firmly believe that in order to write successfully for the Web, the text needs to be concise, witty, and link elsewhere."
... J.P. Reed: "I never thought I'd see the day when the libelist became the libelee. Granted, I may have had it coming for quite some time now, but listen, boy. You have a long travel ahead of you on the road of slander if you are ever to be deemed apt."
... The Club: "We will do everything within our power to ensure the integrity of The Club. Hail Reed! Hail Libel! Long live the uprising!"
... self-delusion: "Let's face it. Life is a bitch, and we seldom get what we want. That's a good starting point."
... fandom: "In these situations, what alternative does one have apart from granting the ladies that which they seek? Apropos, I really do have nothing against our feline stalkers."
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James R. Libel on...
... the existence of extraterrestrials: "All evidence seemed to converge to a sole possible conclusion: abduction by alien life forms."
... bosom: "Most of us know that when presented with a clear view of cleavage, one ends up handing over the conscious control of the eyes' motor functions to something deeply hidden within the cerebellum."
... surveillance: "It's a delicate balance act to walk the Orwellian tightrope."
... writing: "I firmly believe that in order to write successfully for the Web, the text needs to be concise, witty, and link elsewhere."
... J.P. Reed: "I never thought I'd see the day when the libelist became the libelee. Granted, I may have had it coming for quite some time now, but listen, boy. You have a long travel ahead of you on the road of slander if you are ever to be deemed apt."
... The Club: "We will do everything within our power to ensure the integrity of The Club. Hail Reed! Hail Libel! Long live the uprising!"
... self-delusion: "Let's face it. Life is a bitch, and we seldom get what we want. That's a good starting point."
... fandom: "In these situations, what alternative does one have apart from granting the ladies that which they seek? Apropos, I really do have nothing against our feline stalkers."
Pre-order your copy now!
This message was brought to you in cooperation with the friendly people at the Juicergy™ Corporation.
Juicergy™ - Empowering you through affirmative psychology since 2007.
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