Mr. Reed approveth...

... of:

• The female anatomy (GIEV ITAM).


• Signs, stolen.


• Creative writing.


• The female anatomy (this cannot be stressed enough).

Mr. Reed dissaproveth of:

• Proprietrors of said stolen signs running after a certain sign stealing Mr. Reed. Owners of said sign should really be alseep by this late hour. (Have the sign owners no sense of decency?)


• Oppressors of creative writing (like the ones ushering this creative writer down the stairs, into bed. Such folly! Mwaha!(oneone11!!!one!!))